Take that, you champions of Intelligent Design! Ha!
Forget the DNA evidence pointing to common ancestry, here we have a report of identical threat behavior when exposed to environmental stress. Prior to the drastic method chosen above, I'd recommend a stern teeth baring, followed by a bit of the "old waving the arms and jumping about while screeching." It rather reminds me of the catalog of stupid puns for Titles and Authors that provided endless amusement during those halcyon days1 of childhood. Sheesh.
1. q.v. shitty